Nearly February Panic...

Dear all,
I dislike February. A lot.
Especially Valentine's Day.
Stupid thing making single people feel sad.
Hmph.
Love,
Your affectionate,
Noah
XXX

Hey dudes!

Dear all,
I am watching videos of people's epic hand-painted converse and crying.
I wants!
Please.
Why don't I have these artistic skills?
I am in awe.
I just thought I'd share this with you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecV6yeM-kL0
I agree.
Love,
Your lonely,
And affectionate,
Noah
XXX

Sorry for the absence...

Dear all,
I have not been here.
I have been revising.
For exams.
Ew.
But now I'm having a party with my computing class.
So life is good.
Bye,
Your affectionate,
Noah
XXXX