The Festive Season is over...

Dear all,
Well, Christmas is finished, thank Electrons.
I hate the festive season, what with the family coming round, the awful food ( I HATE TURKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
But, y'know: the telly's good.
Much love,
Noah
XXX

The exams are nearly over.....

Dear all,
Yes, they are.
Hallelujah!!!!!!!!!
Only 3 more to go...
But they be the evil ones.....Physics, Computing and French.
Why are the subjects that I like so GOD-DAMN hard???????????????????
Yes...
Anyway, I'll be off to revise now.
But, at least I'm updating, non?
Love,
Noah
XXX

Dude..........

Dear all,
Best. Exit. Line. Ever.
I have oral exams for lnguages, and my friend was teasing me about it, saying stuffs like "Who you doing oral too?"
I turned, and said "Miss Spider, and Frau Ham"
She cracks up.
I continue "Of course, I'd rather it was you."

*runs*

I'm stupidly proud of this.

Love,
Your affectionate,
Noah
XXX

Dude

Dear all,
I am no longer a stalker.
Not compared to my class.
Who know where our English teacher lives.

Precisely where.

Mull over this disturbing thought.

Yours affectionately,
(if a little scared),
Love,
Noah
XXX

Maths Post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear all,
Mathematics in the computer room. Epic opportunity to skive.
*skives*
But I shall soon be returning to the grind, never fear. Work must continue. Even though my silly-billy school has mucked up our timetables for the exams.
Grr...
X<

It's the first of Dececember!!!!!!!!! The bounty that is advent calendars have begun to fall and will continue to do so.
Nomnonomomnom chocolate!
Is Wikipediaing a valid verb?

Be intrested to know.
Yours affectionately,
Noah
xxx

Howdy all

Dear all,
I feel like a cowgirl now! Whoo-hoo!!!!!!
*throws lasso*
Yes...
Anyways, I'm sad. There's someone I like, and I know it's hopeless, but I can't get over them!!!!!!
Grr.....
*kicks things*

So, um, how are all my followers? I have TWO now. Two. This makes me very happy. I've doubled them. :)
If you'll comment, I can say howdy.
But, yeah, have lots of love.
Love
Love
Love

Now I'm really not talking to myself!!!!!!!!!!!
:D

Love,
Your affectionate,
Noah
XXXX

Argh.....

Dear all,
My revision is not going well at all.
I blame Strawberry Panic and TV. Damn you Anime!!!!!!! Damn you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I keep getting distracted. Like now.


Oh well.
I can live.
It's only mocks.
But.....
LET'S PANIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*panics*

My class is freaking out because we don't have timetables yet for the examinations.
But you know, I can live.
We've still got a week. That's 7 days. Or 168 hours.
Holy botheration....
That's not much.
At all.

*runs off to revise*
In a hurry,
With love,
Your affectionate,
Noah
XXX

It's Monday!!!!!!

Dear all,
It's a Monday, and there is less than two weeks until the Mocks.
Yip-dee-do-dah.
I'm going into deep revision mode. I spent half of Saturday assembling my kit.
Highlighters.
Check.
Paper.
Check.
Pens.
Check.
Practice questions.
Check.
Textbooks.
Check.
Chocolate.
Check.
Then I got down to work, breaking only to eat, play games on my iPod, and update this.
See how much I love you?
Love,
Your affectionate,
Noah
xxxx

Owie ow ow

Dear all,
I just had an injection.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
And ow, for good measure.
It's the cervical cancer one. I am comforted through my pain with the thought that i'm not gonna die! (of that) Yay!!!!!!!!!
*parties*
But anyway, I'm pretty okay. Sure, my heart is being torn into a million pieces by Legs, but I can cope.
*stops partying*
So...
*angst*
ANGST SUCKS
*ends angst*
Much love,
Your affectionate.
Noah
xxxx

Well...

Dear all,
I just read my last post. Well... I was NOT in a happy mood. Sorry. But life is good now. Well, as good as it can be, I supose.
It's 41 days until Christmas! Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*christmas-type excitement*
I like christmas.
The food, the turkey, the pudding, the bacon-wrapped sausages, the roast potatoes, the food....
Okay, I like food.
A lot.
Yum.
Yes...
Anyways, I'm pretty sure one of my friends has a crush on Zeberdee. I hope that it is not so, yet...my sugar senses are seldom wrong.
Really. I'm magic. I sparkle.
BS said so.
With sparklness,
Your Affectionate,
Noah
xxxx

What a great day!

This, dear reader, is what is commonly known as a lie.
Today is not a great day. Not by any means. In fact, it is a truly awful day. And its only lunchtime. Whoop-de-bloody-do-dah.
Basically, love fails. To all.
Damn you, my "brother". Why do you make my friends so sad?
You plonker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you must get off with your girlfriend's best friend at a party, DON'T TELL HER.
>.<
*annoyed face*
And, I am still hopelessly in love.
With someone who will never ever love me back.
*sigh*
With sadness,
Your affectionate,
Noah
xxx

Another Computing post....

Dear all,
I am posting yet again, in a Computing lesson. Naughty me.
But the hundreds of readers (well, one really) insist that I update. So, I do.
*really hopes scary technicans aren't watching*
Types shiftily...
Anyway, the bell is going. So I may be leaving soonish.
But yes...
Love,
Noah
xxx

How do?

Dear all,
I am typing this whilst waiting for Biology to print out. Ah, yes....
The happy wonders of practice questions. Hallelujah!
I will share with you some happy thoughts that I came across today:
a) Say the word Cosmological to F and she will explode
b)Dr. R really is EVIL!
c) NaNo kills...and I'm not even doing it this year....
d) Doublets are evil
e) Some fanfic writers are more disturbing than me
and thanks to Traindude...
f)Someone wants to make the Black Country independent.
Pfft. I ask of you-why?
Love,
Noah
xxx

Well, hello again.

Dear all,
The Blog is back. Yes, back. I apologise for my absence, but things were getting busy, so I left you. For this, I am truly sorry. According to N, I should be. To this, I reply that I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, now that the apologies are over, I shall catch you up.
In the last couple of months, I have:
a) had a boyfriend
b) been dumped (as of this morning)
c) done modules
e) NOT failed my IT
f) been to Expo
Quite productive, non?

I'm writing this in Computing, and as I look people are colouring, reading e-mails, drawing, looking at Robert Pattison's six-pack, playing Pacman, printing off maps...
Namely, doing anything that's not Computing related. So I'm not alone. Yay for skiving! F has a girlfriend now, CB, and I have a new friend, J.
So all in all, this while has been allright.
I've written a bunch of poetry, and a fan-fic, which you will be regaled with at a later date.
This is all for today,
Much Love,
Your affectionate (and pleased to be back!)
Noah
xxx
:)

Last Post For A While

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THUS ENDS MY BLOG
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Cover Lesson Post

Hey dudes!!!!
This is me, posting in a cover lesson, which quoting from the esteemed and wondrous Em, is "the best place to doss." And I am dossing, well, distracting myself. For anytime spent updating this is not dossing, now is it? (Correct answer: No)
Now I am looking at icons. Such as those of Torchwood and twilight. Yes.
Yours,
Noah

Yet another IT lesson post.

I am officially skiving to give you an update. I'm sorry I haven't posted in a while. I'm SORRY, particularly loyal blog-follower, who is poking me at this moment, yelling "POST! POST! Damn you!!!" But, I'm posting, unlike some other Blogmeisters i could mention. NoitsWeekB is another such transgressor. Grrr...
HE HAS TO POST!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLease!!!!!!!
Yes.
Speaking of needing to do stuff, N needs to *hem* Mario. That is my aim. Yus.
Much Love,
The Bell is Going,
Noah
XXX

Francais, non

Hey guys!
Sorry for the post delay. Life has been hectic, to say the least. A busy bee-that's what I've been. Okay, that's an exaggeration. I haven't been exactly busy. Just distracted. My exams are over-thank Quark- but for the Year 11's and Sixth-formers the pressure's on. DB has been moping. He spent the whole bus journey yesterday with his head in his hands. He missed out loads of Bumblebee joke opportunities. Very worrying.
Could have had been something to do with L and Beanieboy going out. Mind you, he's dating Tinymite, so he can't talk.
Anyways,
Goodbye,
Your
Noah
XXX

Long time...No talk

Hey guys!
Sorry..I forgot to update. All the exam stress. But that's all over now. Yays! I have four shiny A*s!!!!!! But its only CA3 so...
Yes. That is all for now. Obsessions call....
Yours.
Noah
xxx

EXAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Next week. Eek. Argh. Panicpanicpanicpanic. Help.
Sorry about that. So, yes, exam week is almost upon us. At least it's not proper exams, not like GCSES or AS's or something.
I'm gonna do "Try your best" cards for the Year 12's, as B has neglected them in her Year 11 crusades. Yay!
Aha. Speaking of Year 12's we're watching Pokemon in Anime & Manga Club on Thursday!!!!!!!!!!YAY!!!!! Pikachu!!!!
Riflegal has demanded to be included in my blog, so Hello Rifle. Nice to see you.
With that I bid you farewell,
Love,
Noah
xxx

OMG GUYS!!!!

I have a follower! Oh yeah! My first follower! *Insert Victory Dance*
Thankyou!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now I'm not talking to myself. Like I was before.
Come to think of it, follower sounds a bit like stalker. Not that I'm implying anything, my lovely follower.
I haven't blogged for a while, but here I am. I have only just recovered from the first week in school. And my hayfever has struck. Badly.
I am sneezing, sneezing, coughing, sneezing. In assembly, in class, at home, on the bus. I hate SPRING!
I will write again soon, but I really should be doing IT work now,
So, Best Wishes,
Noah
xxxx

The last proper day of the holidays.

That's it. The last real day. Going. Then it's the weekend. Then the holidays are over. Over. For the next six weeks. The last day is always so depressing.
H's hair is turning orange so now I can call her Hikaru. Heehee. I am really looking forward to school on Monday.
B is back from her holidays in foreign climes and going out with Bumblebee on Sunday. This I had to glean from Facebook. She could tell flipping SOC who she hardly frigging talks to, but didn't bother to tell me.
Humph.
Anyway, I love you all.
Noah
xxxx

My Recent Lucky Star obsession.

Hey guys!
Now I have finished the whole series of Ouran High School Host Club, I have moved onto Lucky Star. And I think that none of my friends watch it too which makes it even more awesome.
But how can you say no to those guys?
I don't know.
Anyways I must go and watch Anime,
Love
Noah
xxx

So it's Easter Sunday

Yes it is. The big day when, and I'm really sorry if I offend anyone with this, Jesus supposedly rose from the dead. As if. Come on. It's against all scientific fact and the Bible was actually written 400 years afterwards. So it is totally unverified. No eye witnesses were around while they were getting all the Biblical stuff together, unless they by some amazing feat were 420 odd years old. I don't think so. Didn't happen. Nice story, but not the truth. Not by a long shot.
Now I've got down from my soapbox, hey everybody. Hows your holidays been? Mine have majorly sucked so far. A hour and a bloody half of Latin every single frigging morning. At 9.00 am. On a holiday. And I chose to do it. What a fool I was.
I am accumalting as much useless triva as I can so here's a few random facts for you to impress your friends and family with.
1) John Wayne turned down the lead role in Gunsmoke because he didn't want to be typecast as a cowboy (much good it did him)
2) Clement Freud (from Just a Minute) called Magaret Thatcher Atilla the Hen.(I've decidedly gone off him).
3) The head of state of St Christopher and Nevis oldest son is called Charles (no prizes for guessing the Head of State's name)
4) An ostritch's small intestine is 46 foot long.
That's all for now..
Much Love,
Your Affectionate,
Noah
xxxx

Well I'm back

Hello guys,
I'm back. Yes! Your wandering hero returns from her sojurn in the wilderness. We went home early because of the crashing rain. Up in the desolate desert of my mother's choice of holiday destination you get three kinds of weather: wind, rain or wind AND rain. And there is no mobile coverage, let alone TV or Radio signal. So if anyone's died or we're at war, let me know, okay?
Easter is annoying. It's an excuse to eat too much and then spend the next four hours puking. Like I did. Ew. I hate chocolate with a passion now. Trust me. It's icky.
Love ya all,
Kind Regards,
Noah
xxx

People whom I admire

That's my topic today. So I admire and look up to tons of people. But if I had to choose two or three people it'd be the following:
BS, H, S (I know I'm cheating, but never mind) and A.
For this one simple reason. They have the courage to be who they are. They don't pretend to be someone they're not.
And they're loved for it.
With Love,
Noah
xxx
PS. I'm going away for a week, so I'll see you then. Bye.

Hey again....

Hey guys..
It's me again. Hello. I know this is posting a little more often than usual, but I feel lousy and I need someone to talk to.
I ate a bunch of chocolate and stuff, even when I promised myself that I wouldn't. But Anime & Manga was good. It was fun, fun, fun. Chemistry sucked.
Huh.
I hope L feels better. School isn't the same without her. It's so unL like. I love her to bits, I really do.
Your affectionate,
Noah
xxxx

The IT has landed....

Hello Guys!
The IT has been submitted. With it goes a hope and a kiss. Its out of my hands now, I guess. Getting VERY excited about the karaoke today and I have learnt half of Caramelldansen in the original Swedish. I am more than slightly hyper.
J gave me an Easter egg today, which was very nice of her. It's a Smarties one. I love Smarties.Unfortunately, I can't eat it today, as it's a Thursday and I eat the absolute minimum on Thursdays. It's the thought of Thursdays that keeps me eating throughout the week. Neh. At least I'm coping now.
Anyways, B is going to ask out the Bumblebee. Speaking of dudes, I am astounded that BS used to date Cooltrombonedude. After him, why go for Crazyliberalguy? She's still real cool anyway, and I respect her immensely. No crying over spilt milk, I guess.
I'm in IT now, sitting next to N, blogging away, knowing that I have FAILED my IT GCSE, and suprisingly not really caring.
That's all for now,
Your affectionate,
Noah

Phew...I'm glad thats over....

Hello Guys!
This be me, Noah. Neepa! DB has decided not to die, Thank Quark (I don't believe in God, so I substitue my favorite particle- Squee! Nerd!) So everything is back to normal. Or as normal as my life gets.
We have an IT deadline on Friday, the day before we break up for the holidays. To borrow a stereotype - Ew. Times six.
I'm reallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreally excited about Anime and Manga club tomorrow. We're doing karoke to anime theme-tunes. B is more excited than it's humanly possible to be. She's learnt half of the Dear You songs from Higurashi just to be prepared. Her favorite however is Dear You Feel. I have heard it more times than it is possible to bear without screaming. Even I am trying to learn Fighting Dreamers.
I doubt BS knows what she's getting herself into. It is going to be total hyperness. And I mean TOTAL. Prepare for the craziness......
But it will be awesome!!!!!!!!!

Long Time No See...

So I haven't posted for a while... There's been a lot going on in my crazy life-DB and L have broken up, and DB has taken it badly to say the least. I spent a whole bus journey trying to talk him out of doing something stupid. He kept saying that he was going to kill himself. Which, as we all know, is not a good idea. So, I'm on suicide watch. Which, you know, is not great.
Anyways Much Love,
Noah
xxx

Tokio Hotel and other such enthralling stuff....

So I'm finally listening to Tokio Hotel. Yatta! My mate is obsessed with them, but I don't really get the attraction. Never mind... Maybe its just the song... Don't Jump. Could be quite a good motto for life if you ask me. You know, don't jump is a good piece of advice. Could come in handy, I guess.
Anyways, its Anime and Manga Club tomorrow. :D I love it, I really do! Its an hour of pure insanity. All the people who run it are like my heroes. They are mad, sad and nerdy yet happy and popular. If only I could end up like that.
So, the film is going nowhere as yet. B hasn't written the script, but everyone is getting really excited about it. Its gonna be awesome!!!!!!! As you may have gathered I'm getting excited too. I love film-making and stuff. We made a film over the Christmas holidays. It was basically madness and us doing Avenue Q songs, loosely (and I mean LOOSELY ) linked together with a wierd sort of plot line.
Incedentally Tokio Hotel is quite, quite awesome. It was just the song, obviously, before. Ready, Set, Go is a masterpiece. And I am pleased to know that Bill is not gay. H will be happy. I really think that she would be devestated if he was.. Now I know what she meant when she saidArmyDude wasn't her type. Now I've seen Bill, I can't imagine anyone one more different.
As for me, I'm bearing up okay. Not dying, not throwing up, eating. I'm coping and thats the most important thing, isn't it?
I haven't SIed for two months now. Which is awesome. I feel happier today than last time I posted. I think its because its getting sunny. I love the sunshine; its pretty! Summer is my favorite season. Roll on June!!!!!!!!!
Love,
Your affectionate friend,
Noah
My thought for today: Live Life While You Can...

Hello again...

Hey..
My friends and I are gonna make a film. Like a rom-com thing. Its gonna be fun. Most of it will be filmed in school, because we have nowhere else, except the park. There's a scene at the end in the rain which'll be tricky to film I guess... Although in this country..the rain won't be a problem. My best mate is writing the script, and we'll be in it. It'll be cool. We'll put it on YouTube hopefully and it'll be featured... *cough*Yeah..right *cough*. I'm gonna be best boy/girl...I guess. It'll be so fun. It'll be an excuse to run riot down the corridors...at least.
I'm having problems eating again...and I feel so depressed all the time. But never mind. I don't really matter that much. My friends are the important people, aren't they? I can just go stick my head places.
Yeah..so...its time to go!
To dinner!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whoo, Fish and Salad....
Thrilling, no?
Until Next Time..
Your affectionate Noah.

Gah! Latin...

a) rex, qui multos hospites invitaverat, eis cenam optimam dedit.
The king, who had invited many guests, gave them an excellent dinner.
b) Principes, qui ex atrio discesserant, in aream processerunt.
The chieftans, who had left the atrium, proceeded into the courtyard.
c) Donum, quod ego regi dederam, pretiosum erat
The gift, which I had given to the King, was expensive

I can't believe I actually volunteered to do this... How pointless is it?