"Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?"
Edgar Bergen

Monday, 30 May 2011

YouTube favourites

I've just been going through all the YouTube videos I've favourited over the year or so that I've had a YouTube account and oh-my-god they are really good. Over the last half an hour I have danced, laughed, cried, and sat back and let some amazing music wash over me. It's made me realize that my taste hasn't really changed, however much I may think it has. I still love the stuff that I loved a year ago, be that really random songs about bacon or anything else, and that can sit happily with a love of Tom Waits and his beautiful, smoke-ravaged voice.
So, I guess what I'm saying is, you can never really change completely. However hipster and sophisticated your music tastes might be, deep-down there still resides a love for that medley of cartoon theme tunes you found last December, and you should embrace that.
It's all part of you.
People have layers, like onions, and Shrek.
Lovelove
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Thursday, 26 May 2011

Exams are over for a week :)

Yes, yes, it is :D

As a celebration, I've written a drabble with some characters I've been playing with for a while.

Intriguing

Something about that girl was intriguing.
Maybe it was the sheer, downright, blatant, in-your-face weirdness of her. She'd definitely never seen anyone wearing odd shoes before.
It really wasn't her looks.
When she went for girls (which she hadn't for...man, had it been that long?), they were short, curvaceous (always curvaceous), feisty, fashionable....everything Jess wasn't.
Then why did she find herself staring at her, watching the swish of her hair, half-imagining it spread and tangled on a pillow as she twisted with desire, gasping with pleasure...
She could feel herself blushing.
Damn, she needed to get laid.
Soon.

Saturday, 21 May 2011

Hi...I'm me

Name: Noah
Age: Old enough
Profession: Student
Hair: Brown, long(ish), nestling comfortably at just past shoulder-blades
Eyes: Blue, and pale
Height: Tall
Hobbies: Sleeping, eating, reading, writing, laughing at things that only I seem to find funny, cooking, talking incessantly about nothing, fan fiction

There, now we know each other a little more :)
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Friday, 20 May 2011

I have a confession to make..

My name is Noah and I'm a Facebook addict.

I have been off it for all of a week.
I miss it so much, it's so pathetic. I'm twitching over the tab wanting to click it so bad.
I can't go on it because The Boy has changed my password at my request, so I can actually get some revision done during my hectic exam period.
I REGRET IT SO MUCH.

I don't even get the appeal really, deep down. But I just miss being able to go on and see what the kids who actually have a life have been up to and what those who don't have been doing (and remember the stuff I did) , being able to write what I fondly hope is a pithy and sarcastic comment on someone's status, and being able to chat to my friends. Yay chat. That constantly breaking, unreliable thing. All the joys of conversation without the awkwardness of face-to-face. I have been texting so much to make up for it, but I miss Facebook so much. DAMN YOU MARK ZUCKENBURG!!!!!

I might paint my nails tonight. Red or blue or grey...
Fancy some pampering time after a stressful week, and a breathing space before I head into another one.

Anyway, I must go.
Talk to you soon.
Byeeeeeeee
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Thursday, 19 May 2011

Ack ac ack ack ack bad day

Had a history exam.
It was one of those exams where you sit in the exam hall seriously considering violently throwing up all over the paper so they can use your mock grade instead...
Then I got home and did statistics revision, for like, six hours.
Now all I want to do is curl up in my bed wrapped in the arms of someone, and have my hair stroked until I fall asleep listening to The Lion King or some other ditsy Disney movie.
Oh well, never mind.
Lovelove
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Monday, 16 May 2011

An Education

Watched that film...
it was an Education and a half! :P

No, seriously, it was really really really good. Jenny reminds me of me a little, especially when she was talking about what she wanted to do at university. About wanting to talk to people who knew lots about lots. That's what I want to do. Learn about French films, and books and listen to beautiful music and look at paintings because they're beautiful...
I think she did the right thing, even though some people don't.
Anyway, I really liked it, even though I did spend most of the film thinking "I really want Carey Mulligan's hair" Not sure how it'll go down though, because if a fringe is a mistake it takes years to grow out and back to normal hair, and it does require more work to maintain than I am prepared to give it.
Anyways, if anyone reads this, let me know in the comments about the fringe, mmkay?
Lovelove
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Tuesday, 3 May 2011

Zombie Apocolypse Playlist

This is what actually would be playing as I battled the apocolypse:

1. The overall theme for the apocolypse
So in love, All Caps

2. The song that plays when I kill my first zombie
Kung Fu Fighting

3. The song that plays while I'm being chased by the horde
Wallace and Gromit theme tune

4. When I kill my loved one
New Romantic, Laura Marling

5. When I find a group of survivors
L.I.F.E.G.O.E.S.O.N. (Noah and the Whale)

6. When I meet my new love interest
Waiting for my chance to come, Noah and the Wave

7. When I make my final stand
Saved, All Caps

8. When I think I've survived it all
It's not half-bad, Parslemouths

9. When I discover a bite mark on me
Arbor Day, Whomping Willows

10. The song during the end credits
Eet, Regina Spektor

Yours for ever
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Monday, 2 May 2011

On my holidays.....

Long weekend because of the royal wedding!
Yeah!
I love you Wills and Kate!
Two more days off school thanks!
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