So it's Easter Sunday

Yes it is. The big day when, and I'm really sorry if I offend anyone with this, Jesus supposedly rose from the dead. As if. Come on. It's against all scientific fact and the Bible was actually written 400 years afterwards. So it is totally unverified. No eye witnesses were around while they were getting all the Biblical stuff together, unless they by some amazing feat were 420 odd years old. I don't think so. Didn't happen. Nice story, but not the truth. Not by a long shot.
Now I've got down from my soapbox, hey everybody. Hows your holidays been? Mine have majorly sucked so far. A hour and a bloody half of Latin every single frigging morning. At 9.00 am. On a holiday. And I chose to do it. What a fool I was.
I am accumalting as much useless triva as I can so here's a few random facts for you to impress your friends and family with.
1) John Wayne turned down the lead role in Gunsmoke because he didn't want to be typecast as a cowboy (much good it did him)
2) Clement Freud (from Just a Minute) called Magaret Thatcher Atilla the Hen.(I've decidedly gone off him).
3) The head of state of St Christopher and Nevis oldest son is called Charles (no prizes for guessing the Head of State's name)
4) An ostritch's small intestine is 46 foot long.
That's all for now..
Much Love,
Your Affectionate,
Noah
xxxx